Kyle's Mom's A Bitch – South Park

[Work in progress]

Well...

Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch           C    \
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world       C    G
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch       G    \
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls               G    C

On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch     C#...
From Wednsday through Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different
She's a super king kamayamaya beatch

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom                D    \
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world       D    A
She's a mean ol' bitch and she has stupid hair        A    \
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch     A    D
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch       D    \
She's a stupid bitch                                  D    G
Kyle's mom's a bitch                                  G    D
And she's just a dirty bitch                          A    D

  For tons of kids around the world
  it might go a little bit something like this:
[...]                                                 Eb...

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom                E...
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean ol' bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's just a dirty bitch

I really mean it
Kyle's mom, she's a big fat fucking bitch
Big old fucking bitch Kyle's mom
Yeah
Chaaaa